There is rarely a spot that the people of Mass get to enjoy without eyeing out something grotesque lining the trail. Not only does it cause an instantaneous sty in your eye, but it ruins the majesty of the Massachusetts outdoor experience. It can be bad for the environment as well.
In fact, it takes but one MassHole to leave garbage behind. Mainly drunken remnants of cans and bottles. Yet it only takes one, singular, wonderous MassHole to make a change.
Next walk you go on, feel free to bring a small trash bag along the way.
Though these holes should be picking up after themselves..it seems they may be in dire need of a helping holy hand.
Don’t be a hole!